Excuse me, but if you must cheat, if you can not keep your d**k in your pants, would you please not heap praise on your wife at the same time?
"The story is false," he told reporters. "It's completely untrue, ridiculous." He professed his love for his wife, Elizabeth, who had an incurable form of cancer, saying, "I've been in love with the same woman for 30-plus years and as anybody who's been around us knows, she's an extraordinary human being, warm, loving, beautiful, sexy and as good a person as I have ever known. So the story's just false." (---John Edwards)
Just shut up before the last sentence. Just shut up.
Don't bother complimenting the wife. Just don't. It's so insulting. Don't. Thank you.