Triple teachers' and policemen's' pay and raise the bar accordingly.Roseanne's blog
Establish a union of the working poor with the Attorney General as their lawyer.
Replace Organized Religion with strict observance and enforcement of the Golden Rule during my first administration.
Foreign policy statement: "Hey, how's it going? We're your global neighbors. Here's our number if you need something."
Back our currency with yummy baked goods
Abolish the IRS
Birth control in the water supply for the the first two years of my administration.
All sewer and septic tank maintenance performed by convicted corporate criminals.
All medical testing performed on child molesters and animal abusers.
Minimum weight for supermodels: 140 lbs
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Roseanne Barr's Presidential Platform
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